Heaven's Dilemma

During lunch with my ninety year old mother-in-law today, she explains, "Everyone talks about heaven and hell.  The logical side of me thinks, well, there are millions and millions of people. Where are they going to put them all?  And then I think, I am going to see Marty, (Husband's father), Moe (second husband) and Mel (boyfriend).  They're all gong to be lined up there, who will I pick?"  I'm thinking, if you're a man and your name begins with the letter "M," you might want to stay as far away as possible.

Humoring Mother-in-law, I say, "Well, of course Dad (Marty)." She puts her hand to her chin, "Well, I don't know, maybe I'll pick someone younger."