If only there were more time. How about a short ramble? I'm trying to embrace my spontaneous side.
I was chewing gum, I know not very lady like. Sometimes you just need some gum. Although, the flavor doesn't last very long. Remember when you were a kid and you could chew the same piece of gum for an entire day? Anyway, I felt a sneeze coming on in the soap aisle of Target and I grabbed a tissue. I sneezed and the gum flew out of my mouth. I was a bit mortified as shoppers passed by. I looked in the tissue, the floor, my scarf, the front of my dress, the back of my dress. I put my glasses on to inspect the bottles of Method Soap lining the shelves. No gum. Maybe it flew into my purse. Really? Tell me this has happened to you? Anyway, I was sure the entire time I was walking to check-out the gum was stuck to my bum.
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