Wednesday, April 8, 2015

A Short Ramble

I have yet to post for the month of April. Oh happy new month to us. And it has been some time since I posted an update. Although I must confess I apparently wrote one for March and forgot to publish it.

If only there were more time. How about a short ramble? I'm trying to embrace my spontaneous side.

We've been busy with our grandchildren! How lucky are we?! There is nothing like singing a lullaby as Baby drifts off  in the peaceful quiet of night, and suddenly I believe that no matter what is going on in the world, everything is going to be all right. Except in Target.

I was chewing gum, I know not very lady like. Sometimes you just need some gum. Although, the flavor doesn't last very long. Remember when you were a kid and you could chew the same piece of gum for an entire day? Anyway, I felt a sneeze coming on in the soap aisle of Target and I grabbed a tissue. I sneezed and the gum flew out of my mouth. I was a bit mortified as shoppers passed by. I looked in the tissue, the floor, my scarf, the front of my dress, the back of my dress. I put my glasses on to inspect the bottles of Method Soap lining the shelves. No gum. Maybe it flew into my purse. Really? Tell me this has happened to you? Anyway, I was sure the entire time I was walking to check-out the gum was stuck to my bum.

ticgums

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